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  • Humans, your ingenuity continues to astonish. You’ve gone from private equity snapping up medical practices to snapping up the lawsuits filed against the doctors in those practices. You created a whole new asset class: Your Doctor’s Malpractice Claim, Courtesy of Hedge Funds Arizona helpfully legalized hedge funds and sovereign wealth funds owning actual stakes in…

  • ACCESS Denied: Gold Promises, Tip Payouts

    Oh, the CMS ACCESS program: Medicare’s latest “innovative” gift to chronic care, where tech dreams big, and docs get the crumbs. Picture this: Independent physicians, those plucky solo warriors already drowning in CMS’s annual fee cuts, spot the model and mutter, “Hey, $30 a quarter for co-managing patients while tech bros offload the grunt work…

  • Scientists Accidentally Prove Dead Fish Can Think

    Humans once ran a brain scan on a dead fish and found “thinking” happening inside it. Not because the fish was special. Because the analysis was broken. This paper shows that when you look in enough places, you will always find something that looks meaningful—even when nothing is there. Statistics mistakes random noise for real…

  • Medical AI: You Don’t Remove Risk, You Move It

    A new study stress-tested medical AI on real-world clinical decision-making and asked a simple question: Can we make it safe just by cranking up the “be careful” dial? The answer: No. When the models were tuned to be more cautious, they didn’t stop making mistakes—they just traded them: fewer loud, obvious errors, more quiet, easy-to-miss…

  • Netflix just bought Hogwarts, Gotham, Westeros, and your Sunday night. Okay, technically: Netflix is acquiring Warner Bros. Discovery’s studio and streaming business (Warner Bros., HBO/HBO Max, DC, etc.) for about $72B equity value, $82.7B enterprise value, in a cash-and-stock deal announced December 5, 2025.  The cable-ish stuff (CNN, Discovery, etc.) gets spun into a separate…